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WANTED- FIT GIRL TO ATTEND WEDDINGS


russelldust

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I'm Fed up with being one of the final few singles left at weddings:

 

sense of humour essential

must like music (if not why are you on ctw?)

intelligence above the level of a slug helpful

 

Good dinners out will be supplied

Sexual favours (possibly) available on request.

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As Kev will tell u, u'll be lucky to find a fit bird on here.

My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and this is the longest day of my life...

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perhaps, but a lot of the bridesmaid's are getting into dodgy cradle snatcher territory (and my police record is largely unblemished at the current time).

 

Why is Kev the expect on fit/non-fit girls? (does he keep photos of all and sundry on ctw?)

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QUOTE (russelldust @ Feb 11 2004, 11:07 AM)
Why is Kev the expect on fit/non-fit girls? (does he keep photos of all and sundry on ctw?)

nooo...but some might say perv tongue.gif

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QUOTE (russelldust @ Feb 11 2004, 09:20 AM)
I'm Fed up with being one of the final few singles left at weddings:

sense of humour essential
must like music (if not why are you on ctw?)
intelligence above the level of a slug helpful

Good dinners out will be supplied
Sexual favours (possibly) available on request.

contact Ginge... he takes his digital camera out with him all the time and snaps away at fit girls!

 

altho he prob wont have any contact details about them, he could print off a pic and u could say that ur girl couldnt come...

 

 

its worth a second of a thought!

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QUOTE (Tresh @ Feb 11 2004, 10:50 AM)
As Kev will tell u, u'll be lucky to find a fit bird on here.

yes.......cus we are all taken wub.gif

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QUOTE (Louise @ Feb 11 2004, 01:41 PM)
QUOTE (Tresh @ Feb 11 2004, 10:50 AM)
As Kev will tell u, u'll be lucky to find a fit bird on here.

yes.......cus we are all taken wub.gif

tongue.gif INNIT!!!! tongue.gif

Techno, Techno, Techno

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QUOTE (Louise @ Feb 11 2004, 01:41 PM)
QUOTE (Tresh @ Feb 11 2004, 10:50 AM)
As Kev will tell u, u'll be lucky to find a fit bird on here.

yes.......cus we are all taken wub.gif

ohmy.gif im not...

 

HELLO BOYS! wink.gif

 

nah i think ive been thru enuf ctw boys...

 

unsure.gifohmy.giftongue.gif

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QUOTE (Louise @ Feb 11 2004, 03:00 PM)
QUOTE (mistress_hoover @ Feb 11 2004, 02:57 PM)

innocent.gif

angel????????? far from it

 

devil.gif

yes.gif

 

i like to think im an angel.... innocent.gif

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