chat-up-lines

[Don]

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

I've lost my bed - can I sleep in yours?

Shall I call you in the morning or nudge you?

All those curves and me with no brakes

Are those real?

Are you looking for Mr Right, or Mr Right Now?

Have you got a boyfriend? Do you want a better one?

Hello my name is chance - do I have one?

I'm an organ donor - need one?

[sentialSteve]

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

I've lost my bed - can I sleep in yours?

Shall I call you in the morning or nudge you?

All those curves and me with no brakes

Are those real?

Are you looking for Mr Right, or Mr Right Now?

Have you got a boyfriend? Do you want a better one?

Hello my name is chance - do I have one?

I'm an organ donor - need one?

 

original and excellent

[Don]

May I just add a small caveat and say I have never used these. Honest!

[DuDu]

I promise, hand on heart these are lines I have actually used:

 

"Hello, you've got the kind of face I'd like to sit on!"

 

Having just had sex with a guy in the hotel jacuzzi we were on our way back to our rooms. I pushed the emergency button & stopped the elevator:

"Ever had sex in a lift...............shame - I have!"

 

Man ties rugby shirt round his waist:

"Do you mind! I was looking at that"

Pointing to his tight butt cheeks.

 

Sweaty biker type man walks up to me:

"Well hey there lamb chop. What's your name?"

"Mint sauce, now [censored] off!"

 

"My lipstick would look fantastic around your cock!"

 

"Wana go halves on a bastard?"

 

Creepy ugly man walks up to me and stares directly at my babillons:

"Having a nice evening?"

"I was until you decided to [censored] it up!"

 

[alisonw]

 

Are you a parked car? cos you've got fine written all over you!!!

 

[jon_m]

or better still -

point at girl, beckon her over with finger then when she walks over to you say if i can make you come with my finger think what i could do with my dick!!

 

I like that one!

 

u liked it did u well maybe i cud use it on u sumtime?

[jon_m]

i got another:

boy: whats the difference between a sausage and a penis?

girl: i dunno

boy: well, do u wanna come on a picnic with me then!!