Creation story

[Hardhousehunnij]

CREATION OF THE PUSSY

 

 

Seven Wise men with knowledge so fine,

created a Pussy to their design.....

 

First was a Butcher, smart with wit,

using a knife,he gave it a slit.

 

Second was a Carpenter,strong n bold

with a hammer n chisel he gave it a hole.

 

Third was a Tailor,tall n thin,

using red velvet he lined it within.

 

Fourth was a Hunter,short n stout

with a peice of fox fur,he trimmed it out.

 

Fifth was a Fisherman,nasty as hell,

threw in a fish n gave it a smell.

 

Sixth was a Preacher who's name was McGee

touched it n blessed it n said it could pee.

 

Last came a Sailor,dirty little runt

he sucked it n [censored] it n called it a cunt

[jon_m]

trust you to come up with that!

how about the fanny poem?

this is the hole that never heals,

the more u rub it the better it feels,

and all the soap from here to hell,

can never get rid of that fuckin smell!!

 

[Hardhousehunnij]

it was emailed to it i came with a fanny already when i popped out

[Claire DC]