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Shaney_R

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Duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:

 

Duck: '' 'you got bread?''

 

Bartender: ''No.''

 

Duck: '' 'you got bread?''

 

Bartender: ''No.''

 

Duck: '' 'you got bread?''

 

Bartender: ''No, we ain' got bread.''

 

Duck: '' 'you got bread?''

 

Bartender: ''No, we ain' got no fuckin' bread.''

 

Duck: '' 'you got bread?''

 

Bartender: ''No! Are you deaf? We ain' got no fuckin' bread you irritating shit, and if you ask me again, I'll nail your fuckin' beak to the bar.''

 

Duck: '' 'you got a nail?''

 

Bartender: ''No.''

 

Duck: '' 'you got bread?''

 

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The B*****D has robbed it off me!

 

 

THIEF!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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better late than never eh shaney wub.gif

Techno, Techno, Techno

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I'm sure I told you that joke weeks ago at sues aswell.

 

But before I did I explained that it was really old and no one forund it funny any more.

 

You forgot that bit didn't you rolleyes.gif

Anyone fancy a bongle with bungle?

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Stop picking on me

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QUOTE (Bungle @ Apr 29 2004, 18:21)
I'm sure I told you that joke weeks ago at sues aswell.

But before I did I explained that it was really old and no one forund it funny any more.

You forgot that bit didn't you rolleyes.gif

yeah that, he did tell it before!

 

it's quite funny though

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