love dress

[jon_m]

A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's

> >>>>house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to

> >>>>see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft

> >>>>music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

> >>>>

> >>>>"What are you doing?" she asked.

> >>>>

> >>>>"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from [censored]," the

> >>>>daughter-in-law answered.

> >>>>

> >>>>"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

> >>>>

> >>>>"This is my LOVE dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

> >>>>

> >>>>"LOVE dress? But you're naked!"

> >>>>

> >>>>"My husband LOVEs me to wear this dress," she explained. "It

> >>>>excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he

> >>>>instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He

> >>>>can't get enough of me."

> >>>>

> >>>>The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed,

> >>>>showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a

> >>>>romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to

> >>>>arrive.

> >>>>

> >>>>Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying

> >>>>there so provocatively.

> >>>>

> >>>>"What are you doing?" he asked.

> >>>>

> >>>>"This is my LOVE dress," she whispered, sensually.

> >>>>

> >>>>"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"

 

[Claire DC]

LMAO