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Platypus walks into a bar and asks the bartender:

 

Platypus: '' 'you got bread?''

 

Bartender: ''No.''

 

Platypus: '' 'you got bread?''

 

Bartender: ''No.''

 

Platypus: '' 'you got bread?''

 

Bartender: ''No, we ain' got bread.''

 

Platypus: '' 'you got bread?''

 

Bartender: ''No, we ain' got no fuckin' bread.''

 

Platypus: '' 'you got bread?''

 

Bartender: ''No! Are you deaf? We ain' got no fuckin' bread you irritating shit, and if you ask me again, I'll nail your fuckin' beak to the bar.''

 

Platypus: '' 'you got a nail?''

 

Bartender: ''No.''

 

Platypus: '' 'you got bread?''

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