up your bum, no babies!!!!

[Mr Moo]

She'll be comin lakes m8!

[CreamyC]

Debatable.

[Capn Jack]

Has anyone heard about the bloke who eventually got his missus to agree to anal sex, he was slowly pushing himself in, finding it a bit tight as he went. He started to pump away, until he neard s snapping noise, at the same moment he felt a pain like no other. He collapsed and his missus looked to see what the problem was, he had snapped the erectile tissue in his cock and it was now begining to resemble a water balloon. He can now only get a semi hardon, even though doctors tried their best.

 

No real point to the story, just amusing.

[Mr Moo]

Yeeeeeeeeeouch!

[CreamyC]

Capn_Jack said:

 

 

No real point to the story

 

No change there then.

[Capn Jack]

CreamyC said:

Capn_Jack said:

 

 

No real point to the story

 

No change there then.

 

LOL, the guy didn't have much of point after that either.

[FredTheBaddie]

Misty_Walker said:

FredTheBaddie said:

Eww, I wouldn't ever do anything like that, that's mingron !

 

 

What fingers or shagging somone up the arse...?

 

Cos i know for a fact you like one of the above!!!

And which one is that then ?

[Saffy]

Saffy grins : Recently tried it .. it's RUDE !!!

[Steph1562626761]

Well my fingers certainly didnt dissapear up your ass!

 

So go figure

 

[Claire DC]

CreamyC said:

I wished you two would just shag.

 

I agree

[Mr Moo]

Claire DC said:

CreamyC said:

I wished you two would just shag.

 

I agree

 

Give us 2 weeks!

& a whole weekend!

 

and we can post all the mosh on here in FULL EXPLICIT DETAIL!!!!

 

Oh.... i have a webcam that records!

[CreamyC]

Mr_Moo said:

 

and we can post all the mosh on here in FULL EXPLICIT DETAIL!!!!

 

 

NO

 

YOU

 

[censored]

 

WONT.

[Claire DC]

Mr_Moo said:

Claire DC said:

CreamyC said:

I wished you two would just shag.

 

I agree

 

Give us 2 weeks!

& a whole weekend!

 

and we can post all the mosh on here in FULL EXPLICIT DETAIL!!!!

 

Oh.... i have a webcam that records!

 

Dont u think we've heard enough of ur flirting and seen enough of ur slobbering over each other, now get her [censored] and lets have no more spoken about it, ok?! Good!!

[Mr Moo]

@ u 2!

[CreamyC]

Plan B now comes into action.

 

From someone who was my allie has now turned into the enemy.