Scouse vasectomy

[Louise]

Scouse Vasectomy

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>After having their 11th child, a Scouse couple decided that was

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>enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband

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>went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want

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>to have any more children.

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>The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy

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>that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly

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>alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a

beer

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>can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

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>The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in

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>the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can

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>next to my ear is going to help me."

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>"Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.

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>So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He

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>held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5,"

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>at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his

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>legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.

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>This procedure also works in Birmingham, parts of Essex, inner

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>London, Newcastle, Norfolk and anywhere in Wales.

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[Phil rr]

 

[SexyNic]

hmmm, controversial

[Phil rr]

wot's controversial about it?

 

bloody sexist if y'ask me

[Ginge]

QUOTE (Phil rr @ May 4 2004, 22:05)

wot's controversial about it? bloody sexist if y'ask me

How is it sexist?

[Louise]

QUOTE (Ginge @ May 5 2004, 07:31)

QUOTE (Phil rr @ May 4 2004, 22:05) wot's controversial about it? bloody sexist if y'ask me How is it sexist? thats what i thought

[Guest Jay]

QUOTE (Phil rr @ May 4 2004, 22:05)

wot's controversial about it? bloody sexist if y'ask me

 

its not sexist, but if it was then it would be controversial.

 

you coulnt have been more wrong if you had tried phil

[Phil rr]

it is sexist because it is implying that males would try this.

 

Jay - DTFLLIGAF. mwa.

Edited May 5, 2004 by Phil rr

[Louise]

could be wrong here....but...................

 

the post is called male VASECTOMY.........i didnt know ladies could have one

[Phil rr]

ok so the entire joke is biased from the very start. do u feel better now?