Clubbin Si

[Clubbing Si]

well i see u been using it 1st tho (i took the liberty of taking ure face off it so as not to embarass u)

 

 

[Maria]

Well you see Simon, as they say, everyone is entitled to have a change in life. And as you can see, i decided to get rid of the axe wound and have a penis instead. Even tho, again, as you can see, I cant really do much with it, but alas, i have gotten what iv always wanted. A dick for YOU to wrap yr gums round and suck me beuatifull. I know all yr sordid little secrets. And as im sucha great heshe, il never tell a soul. But there is just this one personal detail i have to share with the rest of the world.

 

 

U have serious issues with my dog dude.

 

 

And my next door neighbours pup.

 

Sort it.

 

[Clubbing Si]

ok miss Maria, although u had the knob surgery, ur greedy and decided u wanted to keep ure Butchers Oven too (quim, flange, meatbox, bearded clown, fanny etc......) (which of course, if one was to pull aside those plastic bollocks u have aquired, one would have access to)

 

Even with the meat and 2 veg ur still so loose, that evertime u go into a bar and sit on on of these (shown below)u still fuking slide all the way down it to the floor!

 

 

[Mr Moo]

[Maria]

Well i wasnt called DJSlackGash for nothin' you know. I respect ppl like you for noticing that. have a mwa.

 

But the fact of the matter is Simon, iv always thought u were a top geezah, but there comes a time in life when honesty has to roll off my tongue, therfore i have to really tell you what i think of you.

 

Basically, I think you are a NOB. BUT, nevrtheless, i still think you are cool as [censored].

 

[Mr Moo]

OMFG

 

Where did u find that pic?

[Maria]

I took a pic of si wen we went into geebee dimension when we came up to leeds. haha

[Claire DC]

Me haha!! I got sent it by my reliable pic sender!!

[Maria]

Claire yr a star hahaha!

[Mr Moo]

Claire DC said:

Me haha!! I got sent it by my reliable pic sender!!

 

Is this all a bit hush hush?

[Claire DC]

hahah errrm yeah kinda!!

 

Maria - mwah!!

[Maria]

Mr_Moo said:

Claire DC said:

Me haha!! I got sent it by my reliable pic sender!!

 

Is this all a bit hush hush?

 

YES.

[Mr Moo]

riiiiight...

 

[Maria]

Mr_Moo said:

riiiiight...

 

 

Ker-ching.

[Clubbing Si]

When they added ure dick they could have taken a few wrinkles away SlackGash