Phil B

[Louise]

can you come down 2 days early please

 

there is a HUUUUUGE spider in the curtain in the lounge, spiders dont usually bother me but this one does im not going over there till you get here

 

[Lisa]

chicken

[Louise]

thats what i usually call people that are scared of them.....this one has teeth and tattoos

[Lisa]

aww well nothing to frett about then, it's when they got a crew cut, you need to be wary

[Guest Kether]

Set your cats on it.

[Louise]

im not letting my cats near my brand new muslin panels there will be nothing left of them (which is why i cant get the hoover on it either )

 

 

[Phil B]

you big wuss, spiders are good for the home, they eat all the flies etc

[Louise]

its trapped in my curtain, the only thing its eating is my muslin panel