14 things I hate about everybody

[Maria]

 

>

> 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I

> know where my watch is pal. Where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my

> nob when I ask where the toilet is?

>

> 2. People who are willing to get off their a*se to search the

> entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV

> and change the channel manually.

>

> 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it"

> Too f*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

>

> 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course

> it is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do

> people do this? Who and where are they?

>

> 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that"? No

> t*sser, I paid £5 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.

>

> 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question? Didn't really give me

> a choice there, did you sunshine?

>

> 7. When something is 'new and improved! Which is it? If it's new,

> then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,

> then there must have been something before it.

>

> 8. When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the

> longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's

> longer?

>

> 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus

> come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here Einstein!?!

>

> 10 People who say things like 'my eyes aren't what they used to

> be'. So what did they used to be - Ears?? Buttons??

>

> 11 When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?'

> No it's really revolting I always eat stuff I hate.

>

> 12 People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks, that's

> an image I really didn't need.

>

> 13 McDonald's staff who pretend they don't understand you unless

> you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It's has to

> be a McChicken Sandwich, just a Chicken Sandwich get blank

> looks...........Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes

> you McT*sser.

>

> 14 When you're involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you

> alright?'. Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off!

>

 

 

[Claire DC]

LMAO

[MoRpHiUs]

F*cking hell, get out of the wrong side of bed this morning? Or did you just need to get that off yer chest?

[NeoN]

1...Yes

2...I do that (is a bastard going from channel 103 to 444)

3...Decoration

4...As opposed to the first place

5...Aint you got dvd ?

6... yes we did

7...look a bit closer

8...lots

9...did i just miss one

10...no [censored] sherlock

11...don't you ever try something new

12...fook off , i won't be back

13...braindead fookers

14...be off then