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Dracula asked God, that when he died, could he be resurrected as a white angel with wings - but still be able to suck blood?

God said yes, and turned him into a sanitary towel....

Walks quietly but carries a big Fin.

 

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Don said:

Dracula asked God, that when he died, could he be resurrected as a white angel with wings - but still be able to suck blood?

God said yes, and turned him into a sanitary towel....

 

I gonna have to remember that one for all the annoying goth vampire-wannabes I bump into, [censored] tossers. If Creamy thanks cybers are bad, he should try 18yo vampire wannabes, somewhere between The Lost Boys, The Craft and Revenge of the Nerds.

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