I found a kitten out in my garden earlier.

[Maria]

A little black tiny pussy.

 

It was raining and it was all on it's own on my footpath by the shed, so went down, looked in the shed to see if there were any more but there wasn't.

 

So brought it into the warmth, let it get comfy, my dad came home and wouldn't have it in the house as he is allergic to them and he says they 'smell'.

 

So I just had to put it in the garden again in hope, that the mother comes back for it.

 

Now I can hear it crying.

 

My dads a bastid.

[Guest Kether]

Take it to cat rescue people.

[Guest]

If he/she is still there in the morning then I will do that/

[Jimmy]

some fox will have eaten it by then

[Mark]

keep in your room until tomorrow?

[Guest]

No way.

 

What if it pisses and shits everywhere ?

 

I would love to have it in the house, but when I brought it in earlier, it was like having a baby in the house and I didn't know what to do. Well, not quite. I know what to do with babies

 

I tried to give it some milk but it wouldn't have it and it was just hiding away in the corner of my kitchen.

 

If I had my own place I would keep it !

 

I can still hear it crying.

 

hurrrrrrumph.

 

 

[Mark]

put it in a cardboard box .. in you room

[Guest]

I can't do that - I don't have a cardboard box !

 

In eithe rcase, my dad is allergic to cats (or so he says).

 

And I don't want to see him swell up and look like something out of Lord Of The Wrongs.

 

[Dawn]

Cats don't drink much and you shouldn't give them milk anywho's

 

well only special cat milk ... but water is best

 

Go put an old jumper in the shed NOW n snuggle it up in it

[Guest]

QUOTE (Dawn @ May 5 2004, 23:28)

Cats don't drink much and you shouldn't give them milk anywho's well only special cat milk ... but water is best Go put an old jumper in the shed NOW n snuggle it up in it

I have done

 

Can't hear it crying anymore though

 

I will go check to see if it ok in the morning.

 

I love cats - never had one of my own before - god dam parents

[Guest Kether]

Name it Brian.

[Daredevil Tony]

Take it down the local Chinese restaurant.

[Guest Kether]

QUOTE (Tony @ May 6 2004, 00:23)

Take it down the local Chinese restaurant.

They eat dogs.

 

QUOTE

I WAS ON MY WAY TO TURN IN ILLEGAL ALIENS TO THE INS AND YOUR STUPID FUCKING DOG WAS BARKING AT ME IT SOUNDED LIKE A SINGER FROM A GAY DEATH METAL BAND I WANTED TO KICK IT IN THE FUCKING FACE I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT AFTER I BEAT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF IT I WANTED TO THROW IT THROUGH YOUR FUCKING WINDOW BUT I NEEDED MONEY TO BUY SOME MORE WHISKEY SO I SOLD IT TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT YOUR FAMILY ORDERED PU PU PLATTER YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT YOU WERE EATING IT WAS YOUR FUCKING GAY FAITHFUL DOG WHILE YOU WERE AT THE RESTAURANT I LIT YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE

[Daredevil Tony]

QUOTE (Kether @ May 6 2004, 00:27)

QUOTE (Tony @ May 6 2004, 00:23) Take it down the local Chinese restaurant. They go for anything that moves.

[Guest Kether]

Not much meat on a cat.