Hard Beat 32

[Guest Kether]

I'm loving this, reminds me of an old DJ Mishka & Mad Gay Mafia tune where they stick wailing guitars over the top.

 

I expected to see some ninjas pop boners

 

QUOTE

Scene 1:    Dark smoke fills the scene and pump up music slowly gets louder.  The audience sees a ninja and his girlfriend eating at a super expensive restaurant.  The girlfriend is so hot that steam is coming out of her mouth or hair.  Some old idiot is sitting by the couple.  The idiot is giving the girlfriend "the eye" and popping like 16 boners.  But the ninja sees the boners and the music really pumps up.  The audience knows this guy is dead meat for sure.  But out of nowhere, the old idiot pulls off his jacket to show that he is a pirate with lasers and everything.  The ninja is like yeah right who cares and then pops the biggest boner ever, bigger than the biggest blackest boner alive.  The ninja's boner smashes the entire restaurant.  Every single one of the pirate's boners explodes while making a whistling sound.  The ninja looks back at his girlfriend.  She smiles and they pork. END -While writing this script, I head-butt my dog so hard that we both screamed.

[Guest]

32? i got hardbeat 24 last week (thought that was the latest out)

 

we are talking about nukleuz' hardbeat series?

[Guest Kether]

I meant, 23.

[Lisa]

QUOTE (Kether @ May 7 2004, 14:31)

I meant, 23.

[Jimmy]

rank tune imo

[Guest Kether]

QUOTE (Jimmy @ May 9 2004, 18:42)

rank tune imo

That's cos you only like...

[Jimmy]

QUOTE (Kether @ May 12 2004, 18:54)

QUOTE (Jimmy @ May 9 2004, 18:42) rank tune imo That's cos you only like...