CTW DJs Tony P Posted May 6, 2003 CTW DJs Share Posted May 6, 2003 A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says "No, what?" He just ate the cue ball off my pool table-whole!" "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything in sight, the little bastard. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate, then leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out, and eats it. Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his ass, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now? He asks. "No, what?" replies the guy. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his ass, pulled it out, and ate it!" said the bartender. Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to [censored] out that cue ball, he measures everything first." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CTW Members Claire DC Posted May 6, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 6, 2003 LMAO Quote You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue* MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Bukey Posted May 6, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 6, 2003 PMSL..... Quote w: www.bukeytheloon.com e: cunt@bukeytheloon.com msn: msn@bukeytheloon.com Other CTWers verdict of Bukey "Another Glowstick waving loon..." - @Bungle "A bit off your tree..." - @baby-rabit "NUUUUTTTTEEEERRRR!" - @Phil rr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members MadBec Posted May 6, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 6, 2003 hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! thats funny!!!! i like that!!!! Quote see it, live it, love it! www.faceparty.com/robbiesgirl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Mr Moo Posted May 7, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 7, 2003 [censored] HILARIOUS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Admin Clubbing Si Posted May 7, 2003 CTW Admin Share Posted May 7, 2003 hehe nice1 Quote Si@ClubTheWorld.uk CTW Admin | ClubTheWorld.uk | Twitter | Instagram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members MattD Posted May 7, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 7, 2003 hahaha nice1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Nick G Posted May 7, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 7, 2003 Fantastic! I've missed your jokes Tony ... knew thenext one would be worth waiting for Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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