Masturbation Cock Ups

[Claire DC]

Has anyone had any...either alone or with a partner??

[Scream]

lmfao yep, but it wasn't really a cock up, but [censored] had me and my g'f in stitches. lmfao.

 

not going to say though, but yes i have had some.

[whatisbeak]

me ex told me the other day that when she was doing it she "ripped" herself 'cos she had new nails on.

i was speechless.

[scouseladuk]

ahh u can always spot the girls who do it regularly u see because the have one nail on the hand filed down.

[whatisbeak]

looks like you should of mentioned that to me ex before her mishap.

[scouseladuk]

you would have thought itd be common sense really though rob wouldnt ya? lol

 

*note to self - check Sam's finger nails*

[Claire DC]

Hahaha, i have nails (naturally long) and iv never had a problem with it...but im kinda used to it lol

[whatisbeak]

quote:

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Originally posted by scouseladuk:

*note to self - check Sam's finger nails*

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Haha. Thats quiet funny. I'll have to look at them now next time I see her.

OK now Im just thinking thoughts which shouldnt really be there.

Better stop that hadnt I

[whatisbeak]

do you ever get tired fingers?

what happens when you do?

Switch fingers?

[scouseladuk]

I got the same thoughts Rob but shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hehe. Yeah i reckon they switch fingers, my ex used to...

[whatisbeak]

If I cant look at me sis in the same way again I mean it, ill erm, ill, send poppers girls on to you. yes them engaged totally pissed ones.

but like cant girls spend ages having a "flick." (Im sure I could of found out better descriptives)

so ladies what happens when your finger gets worn out, cramp, loss of feeling

[Claire DC]

quote:

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Originally posted by whatisbeak:

do you ever get tired fingers?

what happens when you do?

Switch fingers?

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Yeah, do get tired fingers and yeah i personally do switch hands!! Can go for ages too, thing is cos we can have multiple orgasms we tend to (well i do) carry on and on until u get to a point where u dont think u can take any more (does anyone else get this?) then u get in a dilemma...do u stop cos u cant take no more pleasure or do you carry on cos it feel sooo good?? (Oops, have i got carried away here?)

[whatisbeak]

i never have that problem.

one time is good enough for me.

[DuDu]

I rarely use my fingers because I like to have long manicured nails.............however BOB - now that's a different story!

[Diablo]

Never, but my ex used to tease me......