ClubTheWorld Dating !

[Diablo]

Man or a mouse?

[CreamyC]

Diablo, be brave man, tell us ONE person who rocks YOUR socks! Thats ONE person, not the whole damm lot!

[Wub Wub]

Was it Lia, Kev, was it?

 

Or maybe it's Libby?

 

go on Creamy, tell us.

[nice1bruva]

hahaha,

 

(microphone appears from ceiling)

 

ROLL UP, ROLL UP, FOR THE NO-HOLDS-BARRED, FIGHT TO THE DEATH GRUDGE MATCH!!!

 

IN THE PINK CORNER WE HAVE THE UNDISPUTED TIDDLY-WINK CHAMPION OF THE SOUTH EAST, THE MIGHTY MUTANT PIG MAN, THE ORIGINAL ESSEX BOY......CREEEEEEAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYY C!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

AND IN THE PURPLE WITH YELLOW POLKA DOTS CORNER, WEIGHING IN AT A HEFTY FOUR HUNDRED AND NINETY SEVEN POUNDS, THE NORTH EASTS ANSWER TO MIKE TYSON, THE JOUSTING GEORDIE.......LIIIIIBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYY VAAAAANN DYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYKKKKEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

now i wanna see a good dirty fight, lots of scratching, hair pulling and biting. The more times you can insult each others mums the better..

 

Seconds out, round one, DING DING!!!

[Wub Wub]

LAAAAADDDIIIESS AND GENTLEMEN!

 

LETS GET READY TO RUUUUUMBBBLLLLE!

[LibbyVanDyke]

omg 400 pounds!!! cheers bud! but i reckon 300 of them pounds must be by massive COCK. *Libby is not fat* Libby takes off her dressing gown boxers type thing, to reveal a skimpy red leather thong bikini and suspenders* r u ready creamy??

[Wub Wub]

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Originally posted by LibbyVanDyke:

omg 400 pounds!!! cheers bud! but i reckon 300 of them pounds must be by massive COCK. *Libby is not fat* Libby takes off her dressing gown boxers type thing, to reveal a skimpy red leather thong bikini and suspenders* r u ready creamy??

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*happy thoughts*

[Diablo]

There are a few Creamy, but as I said before, I don’t wanna offend any of the women off here by naming just one and putting them on the spot

 

You still have to name yours Creamy

[Flakey Dove]

Well I can honestly say,without fear of being overly cheesy,that all the ladies on here are pretty much top notch.

Incredible,but not one boiler in sight!

Well in you birds!

[nice1bruva]

wise words flakester

 

i dont think there's one hippocrocopig on here that i can think of!!

[Wub Wub]

Hippos! Where!

 

AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!

 

*runs away from rampaging Hippos*

[LibbyVanDyke]

grabs wubwub and comforts him in her bosom

[Belle]

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Originally posted by CreamyC:

Love it!

 

Gonna name this post the Desperados Post!

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Then you should be renamed 'Desperado CreamyC', as you started it! hehehe

[alasdairm]

quote:

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Yes, I'd like to meet up with Alasdairm.

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hey dudu

 

thank you. i'm flattered. you're pretty damn cute and seem like a whole lot of fun.

 

but there are a couple of problems...

 

- i live 6000 miles away

 

- i have a beautiful, wonderful girlfriend who i love dearly

 

one of these days, i'll get back to blighty and we'll get a chance to meet. until then

 

have a great today and a better tomorrow

 

alasdair

[CreamyC]

This is YOUR chance to ask someone if they'd like to go out with you........

 

Take it away.........