***Weird stuff you've said during sex***

[Ross.Rocks]

hehehe, this girl in Germany wanted me to make war noises while we were bumping furry's... I thought it was a bit weird but what the hell..

 

*boom, bang.. ratatat.. neeeow boom!*

 

... oh and a mate called me up once at a not so convienient time and my girlf at the time screamed 'Ross is king of the jungle baby yeah!' then put the phone down hehehe... GWAN!

[CreamyC]

"Would you like two sugars with that?"

[LibbyVanDyke]

did he just say bumping furrys?

[scouseladuk]

uh huh

[Diablo]

American Pie

 

Oz "Suck Me Beautiful"??

[scouseladuk]

quote:

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Originally posted by Diablo:

American Pie

 

Oz "Suck Me Beautiful"??

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Anyone who has me on their MSN list shouldnt even need me to comment on this saying

[CreamyC]

Its embarrassing at times talking to someone on MSN whos called "Suck Me Beautiful" especially if some of my mates come round, they immediatelt assume its some fit bird I'm talking to so to avoid embarrassment I turn it off!

 

Dave - ever wondered why I disappear sometimes? Thats your reason!

 

[ 13 August 2002, 12:57: Message edited by: CreamyC ]

[DJ Elemental]

I answered the phone to my parents when in bed with my ex.

 

...whoops?

[Kenikia]

Ive had a conservation with my Exs Mum while me and my Ex were fcking.

 

Obviously she was on the other side of the door

[Claire DC]

I spoke to my dad and have also spoke to his dad while havin sex, he keps mouthin "no no no no" bout talkin to him but i apssed the fone to him anyway cos im THAT kinda girl

 

Nah, he'd done it to me!! Think i have spoke to others while doin the dirty deed, i sat with my mate when she was havin sex with some bloke (we were pissed) and had a full blown conversation lol, she then said "im bored u take over" so i was just about to agree (cos i was pissed and it didnt cluick what i was doin) then i realised thank fook and said no!!

[FredTheBaddie]

"I see dead people ..."

[SundayTricky]

Originally posted by Ross.Rocks:

[QB]. . . bumping furry's...

 

BUMPIN FURRYS !