one night stand application form

[Louise]

Application For a Piece of Ass

 

 

Name:______________________

 

City:______________________

State:_____________________

Age:__________ Phone:______________

SSN:_______________

 

Hair Color:__________

Real Hair Color:____________

Eye Color:___________

 

Dentures: __________

Weight: _________

Height:___________

Waist Size: __________

Breast or Bra Size: __________

 

Marital Status:

Married___________

Single______________

Divorced:_________ Other__________

 

Are Your Breasts Real? ____________

Do You Like Them:

Sucked_________ Chewed__________ Kissed____________

Caressed__________ Squeezed________ Licked_________

Other_____

All of the Above____________

 

Can You Stay Out Late? _____________ How Late?_____________

All Night? _________ Several Days? ___________

 

Do You Like To Have Sex And Be Screwed All Night? ____________

 

How Often? __________

 

Do You Like Oral Sex? _____________

 

Pussy Size:

Small ________ Medium __________

Large ____________ Extra Large __________

 

 

While Screwing Do You:

Faint______ Fart______ Cry______ Moan______

Hum______ Whistle______ Scream_______ Sing_______

Scratch___________ Just Lay There_________

All of the Above_____________________

 

 

 

List the Top 3 Positions You Like the Best:

1)______________

2)______________

3)______________

 

 

When You Cum Do You:

Wiggle______ Wobble__________

Twist_______ Jerk_________ Scream________

Cry________ Just Start Humping Like Hell___________

 

 

What Kind of Screw Do You Like?

Fast_________ Super Fast__________ Slow__________

All Night____________ All Speeds___________

 

 

How Many Times? _________________

How Long Do You Like To Screw At

One Interval? ___________________________

 

 

If You Have Screwed Before, Give Two(2) References

(Not Immediate Family)

 

Name:______________ Address:______________

Phone:__________

 

Name:______________ Address:______________

Phone:__________

 

 

Would your service be Free of Charge?_______

 

If Application Is Favorable, And If Not Free,

What Are Your Charges For:

 

One Night_________ One Hour____________

Muff Burger Special or Blow Job?___________

 

What Credit Cards Will You Accept?

 

Master Card_____ VISA______ Am. Express_______

Sears________ JC Penney's___________

All of the Above________ Others_________

 

 

Comments __________________________

 

[BenRW]

 

quality

 

If ne girls have filled one in can they let me have it

[Guest]

Thats well funny.

[Guest]

QUOTE (benrostwood @ May 8 2004, 11:31)

If ne girls have filled one in can they let me have it

No.

[Alex]

I'm still accepting applications. I do have to warn though, I have high standards.

[Guest]

where do these applications need to be sent, alex ?

 

[Alex]

To my Hotmail account. Where they will be processed by my highly trained bunch of chimps and then I will be handed the promising applications after the rigorous selection program performed by the chimps.

[Phil rr]

heheh.

[djiceman]

QUOTE (Alex @ May 8 2004, 12:59)

To my Hotmail account. Where they will be processed by my highly trained bunch of chimps and then I will be handed the promising applications after the rigorous selection program performed by the chimps.

 

 

hmmm, wonder whether i could borrow your chimps for a while, go through some applications for me.....??