FAO - All of you Bastards!

[CreamyC]

A special message for all the Creamy fans out there!

 

On leaving for Ibiza on Saturday I will NOT - repeat NOT - be taking my Tits-Mobile phone out with me purely because I'm not prepared to help fund their advertising campaign with Agassi and his Man Bird with my large amounts of phone calls and text messages! Instead I will be taking out my equally annoying VodaBollox phone number out with me - and if I recieve anymore [censored] text messages from them asking me how I am I will personally go to VodaBollox HQ and kick their hairy arses to CreamyC World and not go to Ibiza!

 

As if!

 

Anyway you tools, when I know what number the vodafone is I will text you and let you know!

 

Can I also point out that some of you are not getting texts back from me! Its not because I'm ignoring you its because the [censored] network is a pile of shite! As I've said before instead of advertising their "Now you can send and recieve photos" bullshit they should maybe try out their "How to make and and recieve text and calls"! Dickheads!

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Thanks for the info Creams,

 

your biggest fan,

 

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