Kids !

[TidyTraxGrant]

> >>

> >>A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son

> >>playing with his new electric train in the living room.

> >>

> >>She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you bastards

> >>who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all

> >>of you bastards who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause

> >>we're going down the tracks".

> >>

> >>The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind

of

> >>language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are

to

> >>stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your

train,

> >>but I want you to use nice language.

> >>

> >>Two hours Later,the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with

> >>his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say,

> >>

> >>"All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to

> >>take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for traveling with us

> >>today and Hope your trip was a pleasant one." She hears the little boy

> >>continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of

your

> >>hand luggage under your seat. Remember,there is no smoking on the

> >>train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us

> >>today." As the mother began to smile,

> >>

> >>The child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR

> >>delay, please see the fat bitch in the kitchen."

> >>

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[Nick G]

where do you get all of these !!

[TidyTraxGrant]

Just forwarded e-mails mainly mate !

[MItz]

Funny as fook!