Urine Testing !

[TidyTraxGrant]

> > > URINE TEST

> > >

> > > One day, in line at the company cafeteria, John says to Mike

> > > behind him,

> > > "My elbow hurts. I guess I had better see a doctor".

> > > "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike

> > > replies.

> > >

> > > "There's a diagnostic computer at the drugstore at the corner.

> > > Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong

> > > and

> > > what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a lot

> > > cheaper

> > > than a doctor."

> > >

> > > So, John deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to

> > > the drugstore. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up

> > > and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and

> > > waits.

> > > Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:

> > >

> > > "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy

> > > activity.

> > > It will improve in two weeks.

> > >

> > > That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was,

> > > John began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap

> > > water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and

> > > daughter,

> > > and masturbated into the mixture for good measure. John hurried back

> > > to the drugstore, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars,

> > > pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

> > >

> > > The computer prints the following:

> > >

> > > 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.

> > > 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.

> > > 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.

> > > 4. Your wife is pregnant...twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer!!

> > > 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get

> > > better!

[MItz]

Unlucky daughter...gettin busted!

 

[pinkprincess]

rofl