FAO - everyone

[nice1bruva]

hello guys

 

Just thought I log on to say hi and that Ibiza is absolutely wicked, am sitting in a gino ginelli cafe at the moment with a wanker called kev on the machine next to me.

 

Weather has been luuurvely, got a blindin tan already even if i am a little sore in places.

 

so far have been to Euphoria at Eden and we love Sundays at Space, monday was supposed to be a quiet one but ended up gettin [censored] anyway so last night we missed Gods kitchen so that garlands tonight will be amazin!!

 

Anyway sure you´ve had enough of me rambling!! Will see you all soon enough

 

Hugs and kisses

 

Neil xx

 

FISH - beckie says hi and she love ya and misses ya.

[MItz]

Good to hear you're having an amazing time! We want lots of funny random piccies please!!!

[Claire DC]

Glad ur havin a good time....im sure itd be better if i was there tho!! But ill be gettin there as ur leavin so i guess ill see you when im back sometime!!

[Fish]

Neil

 

I have a tear runniing down my sad little face cause I miss my camel so much !

 

TELL HER THAT I LOVE HER AND I HOPE HER TITS ARE BROWN !

 

Haveba wonderful night at the G's party tonight - as if it would be anything less !

Need a big Favout - tell Beckie to look out fot ROBBI MOSS AKA FUNKI CHICKEN for me at the party, he has had his ohone stolen and I don't know his new number, he needs to call me xxx

 

I LOVE YOU BOTH MY GOLDEN COUPLE, STAY AWAY FROM THE SPANISH B & Q XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXx

[Guest]

hiya every1

 

me and beckie are as brown as chocolate ice cream and are really not looking forward to returning back to [censored] and all the [censored] that goes with it.

 

fish - we saw funky chicken handing out flyers and stuff and he is fine, we told him to call you so you might hear from him soon.

 

Garlands Party was absolutely fantastic, we spoke to Dave, heuy and loads of other garlandsy people who i cant remember but it was definately worth comin, if only for that. Judge Jules was the surprise guest and although I usually think he is a tosser he played 2 hours of blindin funky house on the terrace and then tore up the main room with 3 hours of the best trance i have heard for a long while. Verdict - Wicked

 

Anyway I hope you all all managing to get by without me in the country - I hear war is about to break out but i´m sure I´ll be able to sort it out when I get back

 

Tony keeps phoning me for advice but i had to say "[censored] off Tone, I´m on fuckin hols and my brain is mashed.

 

Will see you all soon

 

Love, hugs and kisses

 

neil

 

xxxxxxxxx

 

P.S. we are going to cafe mambo in a little bit to watch the sun set and then going to Privalige HAHA

 

seeya

[Claire DC]

 

I'll give tony a ring and tell him ur unavailable and not to fone u cos its costin u a fiver a minute for you just to recieve the damn call!!

 

And also ill tell him that im not gonna be anailable for seducin the other world leaders into stickin up for us next week either cos ill be on hols....i refused to seduce that sadam cos of that moustasche

 

Glad ur havin a good time!! Ello to everyone there!! Wish i was there for the 2 weeks as planned but hey ho 1's better than none!!