Classic !

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> > > > LITTLE BILLY ON...GRAMMAR:

> > > >

> > > > One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a

> > > > show of hands from those who could use the word " contagious " in the

> > > > sentence.

> > > >

> > > > First she called on little Suzie, who responded with,

> > > > "My sister has chickenpox and Daddy says that it's contagious ."

> > > >

> > > > "Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little

> > > > Michael. "My dad says that Aids is a very contagious disease ."

> > > >

> > > > The teacher responded, "Excellent, Michael!"

> > > >

> > > > Then, she reluctantly called on little BILLY.

> > > > " Well, testerday, Dad & I were walking past the blind neighbour who was

> > > > painting his fence with a small paintbrush and Dad said it was going to

> > > > take the....."Contagious" !"

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