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>>An Australian man was having coffee and croissants with butter and  jam

in

>>a  cafe when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him.

>>

>>The Australian politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless, started

>>up

>>a conversation. The American snapped his gum and said, "You Australian

>>folk

>>eat the  whole bread?"

>>The Australian frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his

>>breakfast,and

>>replied, "Of course."

>>The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In the States, we only  eat

>>what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them,

>>transform

>>them into croissants and sell them to Australia."

>>The American had a smirk on his face.

>>

>>The Australian listened in silence.

>>The American persisted. "D'ya eat jam with the bread?" Sighing, the

>>Australian replied, "Of course."

>>Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, "We don't. In  the

>>States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels,

>>seeds,

>>and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and

>>sell

>>it to Australia."

>>

>>The Australian then asked, "Do you have sex in the States?" The American

>>smiled and said, "Why of course we do."

>>The Australian leaned closer to him and asked, "And what do you do  with

>>the

>>condoms once you've used them?"

>>"We throw them away, of course."

>>

>>Now it was the Australian's turn to smile. "We don't. In Australia, we

put

>>them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and

>>sell

>>them to the United States."

>>Why do you think it's called Wrigley's.

>>