OK the first joke is......

[Tony P]

An old one:

 

2 nuns sitting in a bath,

one turns to the other and says

"where's the soap?"

the second nun replies

"it does, doesn't it?"

[MItz]

I dont get it!

[CreamyC]

Tone, this was sposed to be a Joke forum, not a "What the [censored]" forum !!!

[fintbeast]

Mitz and Creamy,

 

Please, please, please don't tell me you don't get it!!!

 

 

It's a little bit like this one:

 

Two parrots sat on a perch: One says, 'Can you smell fish?'

 

 

Get it?

 

Does it get any easier if I the parrots are Ospreys?

 

 

Tone ROTFL ...An oldy but a goody!

 

[CreamyC]

Oi fintbeast, I'm in Torquay tonight, you around ???

[MItz]

I get the parrott/perch one.....quite funny!

 

Still dont get the nun one tho! Care to explain?

[James]

"wares"

[fintbeast]

"wares"

 

Technically, that should be "wears". As in the verb, meaning 'to erode'. Not the plural noun meaning 'goods for sale'.

 

Can't have educationally subnormal types explaining jokes to people - it just leads to even more confusion

[Tony P]

Do ya get it now MItz?

 

wears the soap!!!!!!!!

[MItz]

Fink I'm gonna give up tryin!

[James]

hahaha - fooking quality - think I've been getting gramma lessons of Soph!!!!!!!!!!! I've DEFINITELY got worse!!!!!!!!! *eek!!!!!!!!!!!