pharmacist

[Tony P]

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to have dinner with her

parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl told her boyfriend that

after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

 

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a

trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for

about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms

and sex. At the counter, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms

3-pack, 10-pack, or a family pack. "I'm REALLY going to give it to this

girl," the boy tells the pharmacist. "I intend to plug every orifice in her

body at LEAST twice!!" The pharmacist, with a laugh, suggests the family

pack, saying the boy will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

 

That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his

girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come

on in! " The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the

girl's parents are seated.

 

The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and

the boy is still deep in prayer with his head down. 10 minutes pass and

still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head

down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend,"I had no idea

you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back,"I had no idea

your father was a f**king pharmacist!!"