embarrassing sex stories...

[Beckie in La La Land]

Anyone?

 

 

[Nick G]

When i was with my then g/f back when i was in college, we went back to hers for 'lunch' one lunchtime and ended up having sex in her shower cubicle ... things got a little out of hand and in the excitement we got a bit too excited and slipped - bringing down the whole shower cubicle!! Absolutely soaked the floor too cos we were under the plastic screens and couldn't get out for laughing so much. Her dad came home not long after i'd finished putting everything back together. I got a right b*llocking from the college too for missing a test too !! lol

[Beckie in La La Land]

i once had a condom split on me, and had to go to the doctors to get it removed.

 

(no albert ha ll jokes thanks)

[Ross.Rocks]

Nasty!! - A pal of mine had one split on him, firing down his todger and taking his nob piercing with it... OUCHY!

 

When I was living in Toronto the cleaning lady came in just as I'd jipped all over the tits a belly of my girly... ooops!

 

hehehe

[Dogz]

This is an embarasing story, but it doesn't concern me !!

 

Two of my mates, who were seeing each other felt rather horny whilst in a club, so they dissapeared off to the toilets for a wee while. When they came out of the toilets, she had loads of quam dribbling down her chin. this got noticed by the bouncer who totally pissed himself laughing !!! Needless to say we all took the piss big time !!

[ComfortablyNumb]

oh yes... but couldn't possible say... well not tonight anyway I'm far too clear headed

 

 

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[MS Zee]

Went camping with my then g/f and some friends. Me and the g/f went back to the car, and after a while were going at it on the back seat.

 

Unfortunately, we didn't notice the rest of the group creeping up on us until it was too late. Cue torches being turned on, g/f jumping from the fright, and yours truly coming all over the seat.

[Ross.Rocks]

hahaha, just becuase I'm paranoid... doesnt mean people arnt following me!! Eight Legged Freaks quote?!

 

How come most these stories include us lad's lobbing the yoghurt somewhere... havnt you girlies got any?! - What about rainbow and her lass??!!?

 

hehehe...

[Bunnykins]

lets just say mine involves, me , my ex and my mum having to give him a lift to the hospital

[big_ee69]

Villa in Spain. Me tied to the bed in main bedroom, who's door was wide open...blindfolded, moaning. My then Girlfriend, with her fingers up my bum..... Her Mum's Retired friends a couple, in early sixties, he pool cleaner, she gardener. Calling from the front door. Also wide open..."Is anyone home"

 

To this day i don't know what if anything they might have seen, or heard, and they were very polite..but we were both pretty sheepish about it for day's afterwards

 

 

[rainbowgurl]

mines not really to do with sex but embarrasing...one night i told my g/f id bring dinner when i came to see her , so i got my little paper bag of mc donalds, let myself in the front door and called out to her thinking she was in the living room ,i slipped my coat off which left me in just stay up stockings and heels , striking my sexiest pose on entering the room holding up the bag and looking over my shoulder i declared ..would you like fries with that? ...to silence .. then a male voice said oh yes please i love chips.....mortified i looked to see her father sitting on the couch ..so i screamed and headed for the bedroom , while he said goodnight to Grace saying youre dinner is here and id hate it to cold for you...i have sudden craving for mc donalds and left omg i was so embarresed

[ElsxBells]

When walking me home drunk one night me and the ex were feeling a bit frisky. We jumped behind a hedge and got totally naked and got down to it. Imagine my embarassment the next day when I walked past this 'hedge' on a busy part of Tottenham High Street and discovered that it was nothing more than a couple of twigs and was right outside someone's living room window!!!

[SarahPVC]

originally posted by bunnykins.........

lets just say mine involves, me , my ex and my mum having to give him a lift to the hospital

 

Oh tell us more! PM me if its too embarrasing!

[Xtreme]

Ok, met this girls off the net (no, not a regular thing, just thought id try chat rooms the once), met up and had a real good nite, she told me she fancied me str8 away, got real drunk, then she asked me back to hers, I thought, ok, walked up to her door, which she banged a few times b4 her mom answer'd, took one look at me mouthed the words, [censored] hell, and walked up stairs in a huff, (it was 3 in the morn and id only just met this girl). So, continued the kissing and frolicing until we got upstairs, started the deed, but, I got the old brewers droop, (was my first time too, shuks), so I took the raincoat off bruce and tossed it on the floor, and we fell asleep.

I awoke at about 8 in the morn to her mom standing over the bed, me and my lady friend completley naked, she went mad and asked that my friend acompany her downstairs, the first thought was, [censored], what I left on the floor, so I lookd over the bed and her dog was sitting on it, few, so I quickly got changed, wrapped it up and put in in my back pocket, we drove back to mine, and I changed my jeans, putting the offending jeans over the dinning room table chair, forgetting what was in the back pocket, went to town, and whilst I was in hmv I realised what id left in my back pocket, rushed back and found it fallen out on the dinning room floor, luckilly, as it was a saturday, everyone was still in bed.

 

So, my first time was enough to put me off sex for good hehe.

[rainbowgurl]

if at first you dont succeed try and try again