Finger Lickin' Good

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> > A woman decides to have a facelift for her 47th birthday.

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> > She spends GBP15,000 and feels pretty good about the results.

> > On her way home she stops at a news-stand to buy a paper.

> > Before leaving she asks the sales clerk "I hope you don't mind

> > my asking, but how old do you think I am?"

> > "About 32," the clerk replies. "I'm actually 47," the woman says happily.

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> > A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the

> > counter girl the same question. She replies, "I'd guess about 29."

> > The woman replies, "Nope, I am 47!"

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> > Now she is feeling really good about herself. While waiting for the bus

> > home, she asks an old man the same question. He replies, "I'm 78

> > and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was young, there was a sure

> > way to tell how old a woman was, but it requires you to let me put my

> > hands down your knickers. Then, I can tell exactly how old you are."

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> > They waited in silence on the empty street until curiosity got the best

> > of the woman and she finally says, "What the hell, go ahead". The old man

> > slips both hands down her knickers and begins to feel around.

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> > After several minutes she says, "Okay, how old am I?"

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> > He removes his hands slowly, licks his fingers clean and says, "You are

>47."

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> > Stunned, the woman says, "That is amazing. How do you know?"

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> > The old man replies, "I was behind you in McDonald's."

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