Little Miss Bad...

[Stu]

Tara told me about the story she read yesterday with her little sister - I go through the jist:

 

Little Miss Bad cut Mr Forgetful's car in half, but it was alright because Mr Forgetful forgot that his car even had another half. He drove off quite happily.

 

Whilst Little Miss Tidy (her favourite thing is a hoover) was away on holiday, Little Miss Bad broke into her house and put the taps on full blast and locked the door. (this bit wasn't very funny, but I liked the tidy-hoover connection)

 

In order to bring Little Miss Bad to justice, the Mr Men and Little Misses told her that if she got on the stage and told everyone the worst things she's done, she would win an award. Little Miss Bad got up on stage and told everyone what she had done - everyone was very angry. Except Mr Forgetful who had forgotten why he was there.

Edited May 11, 2004 by Stu

[Scream]

what utter shite, shut up!

[Stu]

QUOTE (Scream @ May 11 2004, 09:51)

what utter shite, shut up!

its not shite. its very funny.

 

you're shite.

[Alex]

I like Mr Forgetful. He sounds like a useful type of chap to know.

[tommy]

Very funny. Very Tara.

[Superst*r]

QUOTE (Stu @ May 11 2004, 09:49)

Tara told me about the story she read yesterday with her little sister - I go through the jist: Little Miss Bad cut Mr Forgetful's car in half, but it was alright because Mr Forgetful forgot that his car even had another half. He drove off quite happily. Whilst Little Miss Tidy (her favourite thing is a hoover) was away on holiday, Little Miss Bad broke into her house and put the taps on full blast and locked the door. (this bit wasn't very funny, but I liked the tidy-hoover connection) In order to bring Little Miss Bad to justice, the Mr Men and Little Misses told her that if she got on the stage and told everyone the worst things she's done, she would win an award. Little Miss Bad got up on stage and told everyone what she had done - everyone was very angry. Except Mr Forgetful who had forgotten why he was there.

You criticise almost everyone daily then post crap like this. You legend.

[Mark 2]

id like to know how mr forgetful drove off in half a car

[Lisa]

QUOTE (Mark 2 @ May 11 2004, 22:03)

id like to know how mr forgetful drove off in half a car

prob, making lots of sparks on the road!!

[Mark 2]

but his car would have set on fire before he reached the stage

[Lisa]

it was cut in half not bombed!! & it's cartoon, anything can happen in mister man land

[Mark 2]

but if you asked mr forgetfull if his car was bombed he wouldnt remember..

so i will never know

[Dawn]

QUOTE (Mark 2 @ May 11 2004, 22:03)

id like to know how mr forgetful drove off in half a car

And i'm sure he'd tell you only ..................................

[HardHouseHelen]

Well he made it to the stage ok, at least we know he didnt get blown up and got there safe.

[Stu]

QUOTE (Superst*r @ May 11 2004, 19:36)

QUOTE (Stu @ May 11 2004, 09:49) Tara told me about the story she read yesterday with her little sister - I go through the jist: Little Miss Bad cut Mr Forgetful's car in half, but it was alright because Mr Forgetful forgot that his car even had another half. He drove off quite happily. Whilst Little Miss Tidy (her favourite thing is a hoover) was away on holiday, Little Miss Bad broke into her house and put the taps on full blast and locked the door. (this bit wasn't very funny, but I liked the tidy-hoover connection) In order to bring Little Miss Bad to justice, the Mr Men and Little Misses told her that if she got on the stage and told everyone the worst things she's done, she would win an award. Little Miss Bad got up on stage and told everyone what she had done - everyone was very angry. Except Mr Forgetful who had forgotten why he was there. You criticise almost everyone daily then post crap like this. You legend. i was more posting on behalf of Tara (see Tommy's post - it makes sense if you know her)...   in any case, i shall take your comment of 'legend' genuinely.   cheers big ears.

[Superst*r]

QUOTE (Stu @ May 12 2004, 00:32)

QUOTE (Superst*r @ May 11 2004, 19:36) QUOTE (Stu @ May 11 2004, 09:49) Tara told me about the story she read yesterday with her little sister - I go through the jist: Little Miss Bad cut Mr Forgetful's car in half, but it was alright because Mr Forgetful forgot that his car even had another half. He drove off quite happily. Whilst Little Miss Tidy (her favourite thing is a hoover) was away on holiday, Little Miss Bad broke into her house and put the taps on full blast and locked the door. (this bit wasn't very funny, but I liked the tidy-hoover connection) In order to bring Little Miss Bad to justice, the Mr Men and Little Misses told her that if she got on the stage and told everyone the worst things she's done, she would win an award. Little Miss Bad got up on stage and told everyone what she had done - everyone was very angry. Except Mr Forgetful who had forgotten why he was there. You criticise almost everyone daily then post crap like this. You legend. i was more posting on behalf of Tara (see Tommy's post - it makes sense if you know her)...   in any case, i shall take your comment of 'legend' genuinely.   cheers big ears. I think you've over-looked my blatant use of sarcasm...   That should sound familiar.