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Little Miss Bad...


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QUOTE (Superst*r @ May 12 2004, 00:38)
QUOTE (Stu @ May 12 2004, 00:32)
QUOTE (Superst*r @ May 11 2004, 19:36)
QUOTE (Stu @ May 11 2004, 09:49)
Tara told me about the story she read yesterday with her little sister - I go through the jist:

Little Miss Bad cut Mr Forgetful's car in half, but it was alright because Mr Forgetful forgot that his car even had another half. He drove off quite happily.

Whilst Little Miss Tidy (her favourite thing is a hoover) was away on holiday, Little Miss Bad broke into her house and put the taps on full blast and locked the door. (this bit wasn't very funny, but I liked the tidy-hoover connection)

In order to bring Little Miss Bad to justice, the Mr Men and Little Misses told her that if she got on the stage and told everyone the worst things she's done, she would win an award. Little Miss Bad got up on stage and told everyone what she had done - everyone was very angry. Except Mr Forgetful who had forgotten why he was there.

You criticise almost everyone daily then post crap like this. You legend.

i was more posting on behalf of Tara (see Tommy's post - it makes sense if you know her)...

 

in any case, i shall take your comment of 'legend' genuinely.

 

cheers big ears.

I think you've over-looked my blatant use of sarcasm...

 

That should sound familiar.

nice.

 

are you seriously a woman?

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QUOTE (Stu @ May 12 2004, 00:47)
i'm feeling hostile vibes...

You reek of hostility yourself my luv.

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QUOTE (Superst*r @ May 12 2004, 00:50)
QUOTE (Stu @ May 12 2004, 00:47)
i'm feeling hostile vibes...

You reek of hostility yourself my luv.

i'm lovely really... i'd be Mr Cuddly.

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QUOTE (Stu @ May 12 2004, 00:53)
QUOTE (Superst*r @ May 12 2004, 00:50)
QUOTE (Stu @ May 12 2004, 00:47)
i'm feeling hostile vibes...

You reek of hostility yourself my luv.

i'm lovely really... i'd be Mr Cuddly.

Then i'd like to cuddle you. We should be net friends, it would be just grand.

 

Modems forever x x x x x x x

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QUOTE (Stu @ May 12 2004, 01:00)
i don't make posts for you, Jimmy.

it has unfortunately descended into me tryin find out whether Superst*r thinks i'm a prat or not. i think she does.

maybe u should start...

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QUOTE (Stu @ May 12 2004, 01:00)
i don't make posts for you, Jimmy.

it has unfortunately descended into me tryin find out whether Superst*r thinks i'm a prat or not. i think she does.

I have it on good authority that you're ok.

 

I never use the word prat so i'm highly unlikely to think about you in that respect.

 

Modem buddies? I think so.

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QUOTE (Kether @ May 12 2004, 01:31)
Now now kids, get along.

You don't matter, be quiet. ily.gif

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QUOTE (Stu @ May 11 2004, 09:49)
Tara told me about the story she read yesterday with her little sister - I go through the jist:

Little Miss Bad cut Mr Forgetful's car in half, but it was alright because Mr Forgetful forgot that his car even had another half. He drove off quite happily.

Whilst Little Miss Tidy (her favourite thing is a hoover) was away on holiday, Little Miss Bad broke into her house and put the taps on full blast and locked the door. (this bit wasn't very funny, but I liked the tidy-hoover connection)

In order to bring Little Miss Bad to justice, the Mr Men and Little Misses told her that if she got on the stage and told everyone the worst things she's done, she would win an award. Little Miss Bad got up on stage and told everyone what she had done - everyone was very angry. Except Mr Forgetful who had forgotten why he was there.

that's beautiful smile.gif

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QUOTE (Phil rr @ May 12 2004, 02:53)
QUOTE (Stu @ May 11 2004, 09:49)
Tara told me about the story she read yesterday with her little sister - I go through the jist:

Little Miss Bad cut Mr Forgetful's car in half, but it was alright because Mr Forgetful forgot that his car even had another half. He drove off quite happily.

Whilst Little Miss Tidy (her favourite thing is a hoover) was away on holiday, Little Miss Bad broke into her house and put the taps on full blast and locked the door. (this bit wasn't very funny, but I liked the tidy-hoover connection)

In order to bring Little Miss Bad to justice, the Mr Men and Little Misses told her that if she got on the stage and told everyone the worst things she's done, she would win an award. Little Miss Bad got up on stage and told everyone what she had done - everyone was very angry. Except Mr Forgetful who had forgotten why he was there.

that's beautiful smile.gif

thats what i thought... smile.gif

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