Weird things you were confused by when you were younger.

 

I used to get taken to church every week and they would say what I thought was:

 

Priest: "This is the word of the Lord."

Response: "Thanks, Peter God".

 

So I was always wondering who this Peter God guy was.

 

(read it back aloud to yourself if you don't get it)

 

What did you used to say? Weird [censored] and all that.

 

I can't remember what I said or thought was amusing... butr I know my sister used to talk about 'Flutterbyes' and used to like wearing mum's 'Hee Hiles' (High heels)...

 

 

and to this day she thinks that spiders spin 'CODwebs' and can't say 'specific'...

i used to want to desperately "hompon the nihgas parcels" at christmas

Am quite annoyed I've not got copies of emails my dad sent me of things my half brothers have said... some of them were quality!

cuz all the films pre-1950s were in black and white i used to think that the world in real life lived in grey scale and then 1 day over night sum1 invented colour

i used to think "in the olden days" it was black and white too

hahah - @ least i wasn't the only 1

My mum used to get me to write all the christmas cards when I was little. There was one that I meant to write to her friend 'Chris' but I spelt it 'Christ', lol!