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MALE COMEBACKS TO FEMALE COMEBACKS TO MALE CHAT UP LINES

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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut.

 

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck me off just yet.

 

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my

car, I

don't give a [censored] where you go.

 

 

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: That explains the moustache then!

 

(CLASSIC!!!!)

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilised.

Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your arse.

 

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible

to

shake off once you've been shagged.

 

Man: Would you like to dance?

Woman: I'd rather eat glass.

Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those pants

 

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.

Man: Just as well cos I've been shagging your mum while your dad

watches.

 

Man: You're pretty

Woman: Piss off.

Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you fat bitch.

 

no sleep 'till bedrock!!

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