Just beat it

[Wonky]

This is a little story outa this months mixmag

 

About six months ago I was at a Hard House rave in Norwich. After being stung to the tune of £30 for three pills, i decided to triple drop the tiny luminous red pills. After about three hours nothing had happened, then out of the corner of my eye I saw a beautiful girl calling me over.

"Do you want a shag?" she said.

Although its not the sort of thing i would normally do but she was a stunner so i agreed.

Everything was going wonderfully well until about six minutes into the shag, when i looked into her eyes, only to find her completley disappeared! I looked down and found i had my trousers around my ankles and my cock in my hand. Yep i had been standing there beating one off in the club, with everyone standing around me asking me what the [censored] i was doing!!

 

 

Muh Muh

 

Muh

[Claire DC]

LMFAO!!

[Nick G]

You sound like a guy who works for us, but he was only pissed when he did it and hadn't taken any 'substances' ... no one talks to him now ....

[Claire DC]

he didnt say it was him who'd done it

 

So is that why they dont talk to you then Nivk

[Nick G]

I wasn't implying that it was him either hun - I was just commenting on someone that I w0rk with. And no claire, it's not me. The people at w0rk don't talk to me cos they respect me far too much and feel inferior in my presence

[Claire DC]

You sound like a guy who works for us,

 

in that case u shoulda sait "that sounds..." or even "he sounds...." u even had a choice mr

 

And thats what they tell u at [censored]

[Nick G]

You sound like a guy who works for us,

should've read '' youR FRIEND soundS like a guy that works for us''

i need to get my keyboard sorted out - it keps on mising out mportant lettrs

[Claire DC]

it wasnt even his friend