Av ya ever been caught avin sex by anyone!!!

[Andy B]

Once on holiday my brother came back to the room to find a girl between my legs and she was so into it that she didn't hear him and so I just quietly ushered him away and she didn't know a thing!! hehe

 

Another time ages ago I was doing it on the sun loungers on the top deck of a cruise ship with a 14 yr old. Her dad caught us and threatened to throw me off the ship!!! His wife was drunk and said leave them alone and then we ran to my cabin. He couldn't keep up and didn't ava clue where my room was!!! He then went to reception and got them to put a call out - lol!!!

[Claire DC]

14 How old were u??

 

Errm yer iv been caught at it hehehe!!

 

Was with an ex and was goin for it i was on all fours on his bed and he was stood on the floor behind me!! His parenbts room was right next door and so was the door to it so when we heard movement outside the door we just thought was his dad goin into his room to go to bed so we carried on but kept quiet then all of a sudden the door opened and in walked his dad, i dived under the covers (tho im sure my arse was still stickin out of the cover) and my ex dived behind me not gettin any cover and tryin to cover himself with his hands, i decided to pretend to be asleep completely (except for my arse of course) under the covers but was laughing hysterically so therefore shakin violently lol!!

 

You would have thought his dad would have realised and made a sharp exit wouldnt u??

 

Oh no, he stayed and said what he had to say then proceeded to have a full conversation with my ex!!

 

I couldnt look him in the eye again after that

 

[Andy B]

lol @ finishing his conversation!! "Son don't forget to do the dishes... and that home [censored]. Shagging won't get it done will it!?!? Oh and tell your gf I can see her ass"

 

I was 16 at the time which isn't really so bad still ... "breakin' the law; breakin' the law"!!!

[Claire DC]

LOL, yer it was kind of like that!!

 

TUT TUT @ U

 

Hahaha, nawti boy!!

 

[Andy B]

lol @ home w0rk being cersored!!! I think it's a dirty word every time I hear it as well CTW

[Claire DC]

I can think of plenty of dirty words that are dirty in a good way

 

[Andy B]

Is wet a dirty word??

[Claire DC]

could well be... depends what context its bein used it

[Andy B]

As in I like it wet but I'm not talking bout the rain kind of wet!!

[Claire DC]

and what would u be talkin about?

 

[Andy B]

I would spell it out but my speling isn't that good!!

[Claire DC]

Thats ok, ill interprete it as best i can!!

[Kazmataz]

My blokes mum has a habit of just walking into his room - we've only been together a couple of months and she's already caught us twice!!!!

 

Nearly got caught by the Ann SUmmers delivery man on friday - we'd just finished over the kitchen table and I'd just put my dressing gown on when I saw him walking past the window up the drive!!!!

[Dogz]

One of my mates got caught shaggin on all fours in his lounge by his dad. He though that he had locked all the doors, but hadn't. His dad came down and caught em. they both didn't have a stitch on and he wrapped her up in the rug. His dad went mad and he had to spend 3 days at a mates house until his dad calmed down

[MissyZ]

nearly...

one by an ex-s dad and I'm sure a few passerbye's knew we were at it in the car...