the penis

[nice1bruva]

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following

>>reasons:

>>I do physical labor. I [censored] at great depths. I plunge headfirst

>>into

>>everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I

>>[censored]

>>in

>>a damp environment. I [censored] in a dark place that has poor

>>ventilation.

>>I

>>[censored] in high temperatures. My [censored] exposes me to contagious

>>diseases.

>>

>>Dear Penis,

>>After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have

>>raised,

>>the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

>>You

>>do

>>not [censored] 8 hours straight. You fall asleep on the job after brief

>>[censored]

>>periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management

>>team.

>>You

>>do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting

>>other

>>locations. You do not take initiative- you need to be pressured

>>and

>>stimulated in order to start working. You leave the [censored] place

>>rather

>>messy after your shift. You do not always observe necessary safety

>>regulations, such as wearing protective clothing. You will retire

>>well

>>before you are 65. You are unable to [censored] double shifts. You

>>sometimes

>>leave your designated [censored] before you have completed the assigned

>>task

>>and

>>if that were not all, you have been constantly entering and exiting

>>the

>>workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

>>

>>Sincerely

>>The Management

[Claire DC]

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