Do northeners dance differently from southeners?

[Wub Wub]

Quick! Make your getaway in a 1.2 Nova merit, being hotly pursued by the fuzz in their Renault 5.

[Blink]

Wub, were you born in Newcastle? Your intimate knowledge of their socio-economic plight, and your in-depth analysis of how your typical geordie will spend the majority of their life is just astounding. Is it actually Prof Wub?

 

 

*Note to all you Northern whingers, I was actually born in Yorkshire, and my dad is a Geordie, having succesfully integrated myself into southern ways, I have learnt the value of humour, sarcasm, wit, perspective, and most importantly, not living in the north!! *

 

**For the even more observant of you, you will notice that I am currently residing in the midlands, this was caused by a freak tidal wave, which bore me here from the wonderous sights of Londinium, and Camdenium, and I am merely being a good samaritan, by sharing some of my wonderous southerness, before repatriating myself to the south**

 

 

[Scream]

lol wub!!!

 

blink what the hell are you on about?!?

[Wub Wub]

Random Story regarding those two famous Geordies, Ant and Dec

 

A friend of mine was witness to a shopping centre being opened by the two above mentioned twats. Being within heckling distance, he decided to lay into them;

 

"OI! Ant and Dec! Remember when you were PJ and Duncan! What does PJ stand for anyway, pathetic Geordie???!?!?!?"

 

At which point Ant was heard to replay "No, cos Geordie's spelt with a G".

 

 

 

Having been embrassed by Tyneside's answer to Dumb and Dumber, my friend wisely left it at that.

[Blink]

blink what the hell are you on about?!?

 

If I knew that, I wouldn't be stuck in on my own, in the midlands, on a Friday night, would I?

[Nick G]

What a load of bollox - full stop!

Who cares if ''we can dance better than you'' or not. Dancing is your physical interpretation of what the music is making you feel. I'll be the first to admit that i can't ''dance'' to save my life, i just do whatever takes me, so to speak. It's all about expressing yourself and feeling the music, not looking good and dancing well. (but all you ladies that can shake that ass well, do so and ignore everything i just said!! )

[Scream]

and ingore everything i just said!!

 

ok i will

[Wub Wub]

Calling all the CTWers in the house!

 

 

Get up and shake that groove thang!

[Nick G]

Scream, since whan have you been a lady that can shake her ass well???

Ignore it if you like though

[Wub Wub]

now now people, feel the love!

 

 

Don't make me do a on y'all!

[Claire DC]

they dance DIFFERENT it wasnt better or worse, just different!!

 

....but if we're gonna start that malarky then i have to say i prefer northern dancing!!

[Scream]

i am lady when i have my fake boobs on

 

want a feel?

[Darkraver]

I have only been in this country for like a month now and I haven't seen one person dance they way I do. In oz most people dance in tha same style, a shuffling style.The people that dance in the u.k kinda jump around, and wave their hands arounds, thats just what I noticed and theres nothing wrong with that at all as long as they're having a good time. What I have heard is that tha people down south dance harder than tha northerners. But this is only what I have heard and also I heard tha sound is much harder down south.

[Wub Wub]

I won't grope you Scream......you might squeak like you did for that Bouncer @ Tidy london?

[Wub Wub]

then i have to say i prefer northern dancing!!

 

The Benefit Fraud Waltz?

 

The Pickpocket Shuffle?

 

The Ram Raid Ho-Down?