Sayings

[Dawn]

QUOTE (neet @ Feb 12 2004, 03:05 PM)

QUOTE (Shenlong @ Feb 12 2004, 03:02 PM) more cunning than a fox which has just graduated with a masters degree in Cunning from Cunningham's University Baldrick? Quality

[Tony P]

"never rub another mans rhubarb"

 

and i like this one (not really a saying but still good) old folk say

"When I was young I used to have to get up half an hour b4 I went to bed"

[Louise]

my mouths dry as a nuns C**T

sweaty as a peadophile in a creche (sorry....bad taste)

smelly as ghandi's flip flop

 

[Maria]

"Every dog smells it's own hole".

 

Edited February 12, 2004 by Maria

[Louise]

lost me there

[Maria]

Sorry Luu, I was making love vigurously to the keyboard - edited now

[Lisa]

QUOTE (Maria @ Feb 12 2004, 04:02 PM)

"Every dog smells it's own hole".

Can lick it too, lucky feckers!!

[Maria]

LMAO !

 

I envy you Lisa ! lmao

[Lisa]

QUOTE (Maria @ Feb 12 2004, 04:15 PM)

LMAO ! I envy you Lisa ! lmao

why cos I cant lick my own arse???

[Maria]

QUOTE (miss_diddy @ Feb 12 2004, 04:19 PM)

QUOTE (Maria @ Feb 12 2004, 04:15 PM) LMAO ! I envy you Lisa ! lmao why cos I cant lick my own arse??? GrrrrrUFF !

[Lisa]

QUOTE (Maria @ Feb 12 2004, 04:26 PM)

QUOTE (miss_diddy @ Feb 12 2004, 04:19 PM) QUOTE (Maria @ Feb 12 2004, 04:15 PM) LMAO ! I envy you Lisa ! lmao why cos I cant lick my own arse??? GrrrrrUFF !

[Maria]

Funny Postcard dot com ? lol

[Sparky]

To clarify:

 

Does a bear shit in the woods?/Is the Pope a catholic? = "Used when the answer is a blatant yes"

 

Does the Pope shit in the woods? = "Used by myself and Ed - when we just want to be arsey and the answer could be a blatant yes or no."

 

[Dawn]

Phew ... thank the lord for that

[Maria]

QUOTE (Sparky @ Feb 12 2004, 05:32 PM)

To clarify: Does a bear shit in the woods?/Is the Pope a catholic? = "Used when the answer is a blatant yes" Does the Pope shit in the woods? = "Used by myself and Ed - when we just want to be arsey and the answer could be a blatant yes or no."

I am so over the moon that we have people like you on here to educate these dum f*cks

 

notworthy !