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> >The following questions and answers were collected from last

> >year's GCSE exams, and are some of the answers given by British

> >students writing their fifth form GCSE Exams last year. These are

> >genuine responses!! (16 year olds)!

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> >

> >Geography

> >Q: Name the four seasons.

> >A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

> >

> >Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to

> >drink.

> >A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large

> >pollutant like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

> >

> >Q: How is dew formed?

> >A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

> >

> >Q: What is a planet?

> >A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.

> >

> >Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?

> >A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water

> >tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the

> >moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in.

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> >

> >Sociology

> >

> >Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?

> >A: If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well

> >endowed.

> >

> >Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections?

> >A: Very important.Sex can only happen when a male gets an

> >election.

> >

> >Q: What are steroids?

> >A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

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> >

> >Biology

> >

> >Q: What happens to your body as you age?

> >A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get

> >intercontinental.

> >

> >Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?

> >A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his

> >adultery.

> >

> >Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.

> >A: Premature death.

> >

> >Q: What is artificial insemination?

> >A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.

> >

> >Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?

> >A: Keep it in the cow. [He got an A]

> >

> >Q: How are the main parts of the body categorised? (e.g.abdomen.)

> >A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the

> >borax the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the

> >borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity

> >contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O and U.

> >

> >Q: What is the Fibula?

> >A: A small lie.

> >

> >Q: What does "varicose" mean?

> >A: Nearby.

> >

> >Q: What is the most common form of birth control?

> >A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.

> >

> >Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section."

> >A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome.

> >

> >Q: What is a seizure?

> >A: A Roman emperor.

> >

> >Q: What is a terminal illness?

> >A: When you are sick at the airport

> >

> >Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?

> >A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like

> >umbrellas.

> >

> >

> >English

> >Q: Use the word "judicious" in a sentence to show you understand

> >its meaning

> >A: Hands that judicious can be soft as your face.

> >

> >Q: What does the word "benign" mean?

> >A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

> >

> >

> >Technology

> >Q : What is a turbine?

> >A : Something an Arab or Seikh wears on his head.