Most Random Bollox Award ...

[big_ee69]

good job you've got a tissue!!

[LiquidEyes]

So this duck came past hte other day wearing flip-flops and riding a badger, so i asked him where he was off and he said he was "off to pork the granite monkey"

That's no duck of mine. Sunny wouldn't touch a monkey with a barge-pole, let alone spank one. Mind you, these days I wouldn't put anything past my feathered hydrophobic lesbian* companion.

 

* purely speculative

[Scream]

this is so random

 

CreamyC

 

I mean that should win the award hands down!!

 

Or the fact that i'm so bloody out of it right about now that i'm doing a pretty good job in keeping it together. Unlike my dear old fellow James. I mean could he stop that alarm going off at All Bar 1, [censored] no. Why have i got Puffy Daddy on and waiting for Song 5 to hear this track that will send goosebumps (bunnykins version goosepumps) down my body? Can they go feet upwards?

 

I see what you are all saying. That's not random that's just weired text. I mean if the milkybar kid was to write some random codshit then hey i would be a little freaked out. I mean the Milky Bars are on me? What are they attached to you with? In true style of blue peter, stick back plastic? Why couldn't they just say selotape?? Or were they just scared of that word? [censored] me if i know!! But i seriously think the Milky Bar kid has let himself go. Maybe that's why they use cartoons now, OR that he does such dangerous stunts that they can't all for a real actor to do them, for the fear of some serious injury!!

 

It's nearly 2pm while i'm trying to keep it together. Got a sore throat if you are interested in knowing. Not to bad thanks. Glad to know all you lot care so much. Awwwww i love you guys. But when you ask me if black is black. I might just say "no actually it's a very dark blue".

 

Ok i'm gonna get this [censored] on and make myself a cup of coffee, wait i have sprite, and then there was a loud thud from the kitchen.

 

Anyone want some coffee or sprite?

 

This is Scream signing off!!

 

Over and Out!!

 

P.S. i'm not using smily's as that's just lame, i mean serious how random is a smily face????