Make up a blatant lie (the more random, the better)

[Tony P]

CreamyC can skin up

[CreamyC]

Tony P can DJ !

[Tony P]

CreamyC has got a LIFE

[CreamyC]

I want Tony P to come on Friday !

[Tony P]

CreamyC is hetrosexual

[CreamyC]

Tony P has loads of birds !

[Tony P]

Creamyc is getting "into" the closet

[CreamyC]

Tony P has many friends!

[Tony P]

I'm gonna be on here for ages tonight

[CreamyC]

Tony P is NOT a loser !

[James]

Creamy never tried to bum-rape me at Tidy 2

[FredTheBaddie]

I like cake.

[James]

I love marzipan (why the fook do the shops even bother to stock such an item ?!)

 

I'm moving to Iraq

 

 

[Nick G]

I'm going to the first CTW night on Friday.

 

I'm not going to my firms xmas party.

 

I will enjoy my night on Friday.

 

I wasn't an inch from jacking in my job today.

 

I'm earning so much money at the moment that i can afford to be very flamboyant and get everyone wicked presents this xmas and do all the things i want to do too.

[James]

I havent posted in this thread yet

 

I just bought an Uzi 9mm rifle so I can control livestock

 

I wont be going on Friday as I'm totally bored of clubbing and people

 

I haven't just bought a strip of tombola (?) tickets for £1 to win a christmas hamper of champagne from [censored] which I hope to win so I can give it as an xmas present to a member of my family as a cheap way out of buying too many presents.

 

I left [censored] at 18:00 and am on the train home typing this on my new 5th generation mobile phone

 

I hate Sundissential

 

I hate anyone connected with music

 

I've decided to shut the site down this saturday, for good

 

I would rather keep my job in london than [censored] on a voluntery/contructive job helping others.

 

I hate girls with blonde hair

 

I kept last weekend very tidy

 

I'm never going clubbing in Amsterdam or Miami

 

I dont like any of the girls on ctw !