Chat up lines?

[Claire DC]

[FredTheBaddie]

That dress would look lovely on my bedroom floor ..

I've used that. And it worked.

Not as good as my No. 1 chat-up, "You're coming outside for some sex". And she did.

[Claire DC]

And if they turn u down its.....

 

"she had her chance"

[LiquidEyes]

...or, as one of my uni mates used to say after being turned down, "[censored] it, I was scraping the bottom of the barrel with you anyway!"

[Claire DC]

lol nice

[Evilhedfuk]

"Do u have reflective knickers?"

[James]

FtB must have said "she's had her chance" about 1,000 times since I've met him ...

 

and he's said "he's had his chance" about 1,000,000

 

[Claire DC]

haha it is somethin that whenever i think of Ray, i wil ALWAYS ALWAYS think of that!!

[FredTheBaddie]

And if they turn u down its.....

 

"she had her chance"

Too bloody right. And just for that Claire, you've had your chance !

[Claire DC]

hehehe, u luv mi really dontya??

[HelenTheNurse]

while i was at [censored] in a pub, i asked a man for the 'time' and he replied 'isnt it time u gave me ur number'.

'I think not' i replied!!

[sugaratias]

we all love you Claire

[Mr Moo]

This might have been done......(cos i canny b asked 2 read thru the thread )

 

Lick ur finger, and wipe it on her/his skirt/trousers and then say...

 

"shouldnt we get you out of those wet clothes?"