Genders

[Aaron]

You may not know that many non-living things have a gender;

 

For example...

 

1) Freezer Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

 

2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

 

3) Tyres -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

 

4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

 

 

5) Sponges -- female because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

 

6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.

 

7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

 

8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

 

9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

 

10) Remote Control -- Female...... Ha !!!

 

You thought it'd be male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

 

[Louise]

[Guest]

hahaha.

 

I love the fact that most men think ALL women are typical !

 

Some of you women need to think like men doncha know !

 

for me !