Bulls Shagging

[Claire DC]

> A man takes his wife to the Kent County Show and one of the main exhibits

> is of breeding bulls.

>

> They come up to the first pen and there is a sign that says "This Bull

> mated 50 times last year." The wife pokes her husband in the ribs and

> says "He mated 50 times last year."

>

> They walk a little further and see another pen with a sign that says

> "This Bull mated 120 times last year." The wife hits her husband and says,

> "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."

>

> They walk further and a third pen has a Bull with a sign saying "This Bull

> mated 365 times last year." The wife gets really excited and says "That's

> once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one."

>

> The husband looks at her and says......"Go up and ask him if it was with

> the

> same cow."

>

> After much surgery and several years of therapy, he is now able to walk

> and talk again.

 

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