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Computer error messages

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SENILE.COM found... Out Of Memory.

 

APATHY ERROR: Don't bother striking any key.

 

ZAP! Process discontinued. Enter any 12-digit prime number to resume.

 

Close your eyes and press escape three times.

 

DYNAMIC LINKING ERROR: Your mistake is now everywhere.

 

Computer possessed? Try DEVICE=C:\EXOR.SYS

 

Mouse not found: Click OK to continue

 

Reality.sys corrupted- reboot Universe (Y/N)?

 

User error: replace user and press any key to continue.

 

Press [ESC] to detonate or any other key to explode.

 

Breakfast.com halted... cereal port not responding!

 

Signature not found! reformat hard drive? [Y/Y]

 

Backup not found! A)bort, R)etry or P)anic?

 

Spellchecker not found. Press -- to continue ...

 

A)bort, R)etry or S)elf-destruct?

 

A)bort, R)etry, I)gnore, V)alium?

 

A)bort, R)etry, I)nfluence with large hammer.

 

A)bort, R)etry, P)ee in drive door

 

Backup not found: A)bort, R)etry, M)assive heart failure?

 

Bad command or file name. Go stand in the corner.

 

Hit any person to continue......

 

WINDOWS ERROR #004: Operator fell asleep while waiting.

 

Error: Windows 95 not found. (D)ance ©heer (P)arty?

 

RUNTIME ERROR 6D at 417A:2CF: Incompetent user.

 

(001) Logic Error CLINTON.SYS: Truth table missing.

 

Dinner not ready: (A)bort ®etry (P)izza.

 

(A)bort, ®etry, (P)retend this never happened...

 

FATAL SYSTEM ERROR: Press F13 to continue...

 

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