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[Nick G]

Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides

and every time that Mary walked the boys could see her Thighs

Mary had another skirt twas split right up the front ..

but she didn't wear that one very often

 

Mary had a little lamb

Her father shot it dead.

Now it goes to school with her,

between two chunks of bread.

 

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the kings horses and all the kings men,

said "F*ck him, He's only an egg.

 

Mary had a little lamb It ran into a pylon.

10,000 volts went up it's ass and turned it's wool to nylon

 

Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky.

Silly Jill forgot her pill And now there's little Franky.

 

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone.

When she bent over Rover took over, And gave her a bone of his own.