how weird is this?!

[Tidy Girl]

not sure if it will [censored] tho... very weird!

[Claire DC]

that hurt my head

[SAVAGE]

Mental!

[Tony P]

Don't like birds (of the feathered variety that is)

That scared the shite out of me.

[SharonW]

Oh god Tony, you and Scream better not go out alone anymore just in case a Fimble toy is around or a bird lands nearby

[Tony P]

Its no laughing matter Sharon . Pidgeons in london carry Flick Knives you know.

[Evilhedfuk]

Speaking of birds, does anyone else think it's weird that despite there being millions of birds everywhere you rarely see a dead one? (apart from ones killed unnaturally eg hit by cars/planes/trains or killed by cats)

My theory is that when they know they are about to die they fly into space.

[Tony P]

maybe if i trick every bird on the planet into thinking its about to die, they will all [censored] off into space.

[Carl Nicholson]

I thought thats wot birds changed into after drinking a vat of stella!!!

[Shenlong]

well in london they're probably got by all the stray animals or they burger van people nab em!