Stand Back

[Claire DC]

Theres nothin to see here!!

[Leesh]

i think there is, just behind the rose bush, its pink....

[Claire DC]

I think ur mistaken sir, theres nothin to see here!!

[Leesh]

im sure there is, if only i could get closer, would this make it easier for me to be nearer? (hands over a Power Rangers doll, slightly chewed, doggy teeth marks on left leg)

[Claire DC]

I said theres nothin to see here sir!!

[Leesh]

damn it!!! i'll use my jedi powers "there is somethin to see here" be hypnotised by my swaying yellow round body.

[Claire DC]

THERES NOTHING TO SEE HERE SIR!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

(i think u need to brush up on ur powers matey )

[Leesh]

ah maybe that was the plan, maybe my sidekick has sneaked through and is now with the pink object behind the rose bush?

 

P.S i like ur uniform Officer

[Claire DC]

Theres nothing to see, and nobody has broken past the security here, stand BEHIND the tape please sir!!

 

 

 

 

(thanx )

[Leesh]

Please please PLEASE, i just wanna touch that pink thing!! my mates have all touched it, just pull back the rose bush quickly, i only wanna feel once.

 

 

 

(So er when do u get off work then Officer?)

[Claire DC]

I said THERES NOTHIN TO SEE HERE sir, no1 has touched the pink thing in the bush... cos theres NOTHING TO SEE HERE!!

 

 

 

 

 

(i finish when theres somethin to see here)

[Leesh]

is this somethin to see?

[Claire DC]

STAND BACK THERE IS NOTHING TO SEE I REPEAT STAND BACK THERE IS NOTHING TO SEE

[stryker]

there's no smoke without fire, and there's no tape without something to see.

 

so come on, let's have a look.......please.

 

sx

[Leesh]

how about if i painted the words "eat me" across my butt cheeks, then stuffed the power ranger up ur a*s, that would definately be somethin to see.