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QUOTE (HardHouseHelen @ May 16 2004, 16:56)
QUOTE (LTM @ May 16 2004, 15:45)
My dad did a porn movie in the 1970s. He only did the one but I'm well chuffed with him. Good lad. For a Dad to truly be a legend he needs to have done a porn movie. Fuck saving grannies from burning buildings.

If only my dad was more like that! rolleyes.gif

would you really want to?......that means you could have turned out like LTM wink.gif

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QUOTE (Louise @ May 16 2004, 16:59)
QUOTE (HardHouseHelen @ May 16 2004, 16:56)
QUOTE (LTM @ May 16 2004, 15:45)
My dad did a porn movie in the 1970s. He only did the one but I'm well chuffed with him. Good lad. For a Dad to truly be a legend he needs to have done a porn movie. Fuck saving grannies from burning buildings.

If only my dad was more like that! rolleyes.gif

would you really want to?......that means you could have turned out like LTM wink.gif

Im sure being an expert on donkey spunk has its advantages.. well, maybe just for him!

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QUOTE (HardHouseHelen @ May 16 2004, 17:02)
QUOTE (Louise @ May 16 2004, 16:59)
QUOTE (HardHouseHelen @ May 16 2004, 16:56)
QUOTE (LTM @ May 16 2004, 15:45)
My dad did a porn movie in the 1970s. He only did the one but I'm well chuffed with him. Good lad. For a Dad to truly be a legend he needs to have done a porn movie. Fuck saving grannies from burning buildings.

If only my dad was more like that! rolleyes.gif

would you really want to?......that means you could have turned out like LTM wink.gif

Im sure being an expert on donkey spunk has its advantages.. well, maybe just for him!

at least i know where to go if im having problems with my donkey, pig or granny unsure.gif

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QUOTE (HardHouseHelen @ May 16 2004, 16:56)
QUOTE (LTM @ May 16 2004, 15:45)
My dad did a porn movie in the 1970s. He only did the one but I'm well chuffed with him. Good lad. For a Dad to truly be a legend he needs to have done a porn movie. Fuck saving grannies from burning buildings.

If only my dad was more like that! rolleyes.gif

My dad starred in a porn movie,

shags everything that moves (including ducks but we'll forget about that)

is a weed smoking hippy

is an alcoholic

never gets in contact with me

beats my mum before she left him

never wishes me happy birthday or congrats for passing your course

 

He is a wanker really

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QUOTE (LTM @ May 16 2004, 17:04)
QUOTE (HardHouseHelen @ May 16 2004, 16:56)
QUOTE (LTM @ May 16 2004, 15:45)
My dad did a porn movie in the 1970s. He only did the one but I'm well chuffed with him. Good lad. For a Dad to truly be a legend he needs to have done a porn movie. Fuck saving grannies from burning buildings.

If only my dad was more like that! rolleyes.gif

My dad starred in a porn movie,

shags everything that moves (including ducks but we'll forget about that)

is a weed smoking hippy

is an alcoholic

never gets in contact with me

beats my mum before she left him

never wishes me happy birthday or congrats for passing your course

 

He is a wanker really

Im sensing some bitterness here scratchy.gif

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Fuck me that post was downbeat. I need to even things out again.

 

I inherited my dads big cock tho so it ain't all bad.

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Nah I'm fine fuck me my mum and dad divorced whilst I was in my first 6 months of live I don't even know much about him to care. Ha, just thought I'd be a random lovely person. huggles.gif

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QUOTE (LTM @ May 16 2004, 17:08)
Fuck me that post was downbeat. I need to even things out again.

I inherited my dads big cock tho so it ain't all bad.

If you want a second opinion on that ... web viewings 9-10pm mon - thurs thumbsup.gif

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QUOTE (Dawn @ May 16 2004, 17:12)
QUOTE (LTM @ May 16 2004, 17:08)
Fuck me that post was downbeat. I need to even things out again.

I inherited my dads big cock tho so it ain't all bad.

If you want a second opinion on that ... web viewings 9-10pm mon - thurs thumbsup.gif

Quite! can you tell that baby in your sig to stop trying to handstand because he'll inevitably break his neck. For the love of god we need to save him.

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