NEW YEARS MESSAGE FROM JAMES (SUB)

[CreamyC]

Just got this message from James that he wants you all to read .........

"Hi there guys, just wanted to say a few things as its the new year now! Just to let you all know I will be taking a break from the site for a while, at the moment my head is up my arse and I dont know whether I'm coming or going with people asking me what my name is to others asking me how old I am! At 31 I am an old bastard, I have to face up to facts, not only that but afer looking in the mirror the other day I realised how ugly I really am, its upsetting because after months of trying I just cant get a girl, I even offer them free meals down at McD's but that doesn't [censored], I went balls out the other day and said Pizza Hut, even that didn't [censored]! I am a loose end, I feel like a snot hanging from a donkeys nose, a little bastard turd that just wont leave your arse, this cant go on and WONT go on. Now I feel I am too old to be going out anymore, cant be doing with anymore of this Hard House crap, I find myself listening more and more to Kiri te Kawana's Ultimate Collection, I need to get out of this clubbing trap, I am not hardcore anymore, I just cant cut it. Its a sad state because just this time last week I was buzzing full of energy now its drained me and I feel lost in my own world! Whilst taking this unlimited break I have decided to sack PVC (because she wont shag me) and give the site to CreamyC (who would) my long-term bum bandit friend, it may come as a shock to you all but Creamy is a top bloke, no one or nothing can better him, he will make this site better, he bring in more girls for the men and more men for Tresh. Sadly guys I can no longer confirm the future of dummy suckers, random bollox or group huggers, ultimately they will go because Creamy doesn't like them and theres nothing more I can do, I will step down as a 'runner' for the site doing the odd jobs here and there!

Please understand guys, this is for the best and I thank my bestest friend CreamyC for stepping in and helping me!

Luv Ya ®

Jizzer"

[Saffy]

PMSL ... That made me laugh lots !!

 

 

[Guest]

 

top [censored] fella!! like it

 

 

 

[CreamyC]

(SUB) - Sad Ugly Bastard! Hes really down on himself !

[James]

bloody hell kev - 85% of that sounded like it DID come from my mouth - well thats almost how i was feeling on nyd !! Told PVC I'm totally BORED of clubbing and want out of it - for GOOD but now realise it was because i was totally burnt out from it - give me 2 weeks and i'm back - you will see a 'new healthier me' and will hopefully be more funny than you and DC put together - well, we'll see !

 

If anyone fancies staying at 'otel De Jizzer I would appreciate the company whilst I hibernate for 400 hours. I'll even throw in a fish tank which looks like its incubating some kind of slimey alien ! (picture to come shortly !)

[FredTheBaddie]

You're not having a party round your swimming pool are you ?

[CreamyC]

[censored] me, where have I heard James' load of arse talk before!

 

The best bit - "when I come back, you'll see a new me"

 

Heard that a few 100 times before - YAWN!

[James]

everyone but YOU will see a new me Kev - I will always treat you as the same piece of shite...

[CreamyC]

Everyone but me aint heard it as much as I have!

 

I hope you do sort yourself out mate - seriously, I cant live with you like this, it upsets me !

 

ANYWAY, GIVE ME THIS [censored] SITE BURT BRAIN !

[Claire DC]

will hopefully be more funny than you and DC put together - well, we'll see !

 

 

what are u saying?

 

 

I believe u james anyway cos we had this chat on msn.... iv stuck to my bit btw!!

[CreamyC]

Shut up !

[Claire DC]

Go and play with urself!!